

1,000 FACES...AND NOT A SINGLE CLUE.
After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
Ratings
3.5
Cast

Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey

Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker

Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey

James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker

Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey

Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Robert Machray
Texas Man

Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife

Mark Devine
Trent

Kenan Thompson
Kenan

Jay Johnston
Rex

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside
Henchman

Mark Ginther
Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
Henchman

Mitch Silpa
Henchman
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman

Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard

Ted Rooney
Security Guard

Brandon Molale
Doorman

Erick Avari
Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
Businessman

Michael DeLuise
Businessman

Larry Cedar
Businessman

Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard

Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer

Roger Mussenden
Waiter

Al Goto
Ninja Warrior

Simon Rhee
Ninja Warrior

Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder

Chao-Li Chi
Mongolian
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Ava Metz
Another German

Bo Derek
Herself
Barry Bernardi
Bernardo
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer

Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarà Oppenheimer
Waitress

Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer

Patricia De Leon
Waitress
Phil Fischer
Bully

Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Jock
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid

Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid

Julius Ritter
Captain America Kid

Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid

Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer
Chef

Leland Crooke
Appraiser
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Constitution Security Guard

Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln

Stuart Quan
Ninja
Spencer Sano
Ninja

Hiro Koda
Ninja

Johnny Nguyen
Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka
Ninja

Ronn Surels
Ninja

Andy Cheng Kai-Chung
Ninja

Steven Ho
Ninja

Tony Wilde
Doug
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl

Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl

Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin
Big Bottom Girl

Adrian Armas
Group Dancer

Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco
Group Dancer

Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell
Group Dancer

Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)

Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)

Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
Shane (uncredited)

Michael Johnson
Himself

Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Jesse Ventura
Self (uncredited)
Crew
Director
Stunts
Executive Producer
Original Music Composer
Production Design
Art Direction
Set Decoration
Costume Design
Post Production Supervisor
Unit Production Manager
Set Designer
Casting Assistant
Location Manager
Location Scout
Music Supervisor
Music Editor
Title Designer
Script Supervisor
Production Coordinator
Stunt Double
Director of Photography
Choreographer
Details
Release Date
2002-08-02
Runtime
80 min
Original Language
English
Languages
English
Production Companies
Columbia Pictures
Revolution Studios
Happy Madison Productions
Countries
United States of America
Genres
Comedy
Family
Fantasy
Adventure