

THE HITMEN. THE SWINGER. THE NOT SO GOOD GIRL. TOGETHER THEY'LL DISCOVER ACTION, CULTURE, MYSTERY, ROMANCE (AND LESBIANS?) IN THE MOST PRETENTIOUS, ARTSY, VIOLENT, BOTCHED HEIST FILM EVER MADE! TAKING THE HIGHBROW WORLD OF INDEPENDENT FILM TO ALL NEW LOWS!
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Ratings
3.5
Cast

Paget Brewster
Julianne
Neil Barton
Sam Saperstein
Ashley Head
Anomalie
Eric Hoffman
Harvey Hirschberg
Brian Krow
Memento Guy
Darren Keefe Reiher
Johnny Vince
Averill Kessee
Surprise Chocolate Lover
Jeanelle Smith
Heather Picture
Saba Homayoon
Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes
Answering Machine (voice)
Gregory Gifford Giles
Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
Nicolas Read
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Darren Richardson
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

Paul Goebel
Crime Boss

Allan Wayne Anderson
Creepy Cowboy

Beverly Lynne
Hot Blonde Lesbian #1
Rebecca Riken
Hot Brunette Lesbian
Oliver Vogt
Filthy Mysterious Bum
Manolo Travieso
El Mariachi Guy
Philip Zlotorynski
White Guy
Liam Hearne
Hitler

Pauly Shore
Self
Jasna Meshko
Hot Blonde Lesbian #2

Rob Schrab
Bald Genius
Abraham Kleiman
Rabbi Eyns

Henri Lubatti
Rabbi Tsvey

Dan Mirvish
Rabbi Dray
Claudia Katz
Bound Secretary
Robert Eaton
Creepy Security Guard

Bob Odenkirk
Steve
Pete Jones
Self
Woodie Wade
Undercover Cop
Jimmy Ryan
Malkovich Man
Amy Keranen
Confused Chick
Regina Berger
Running German Girl (Lola)

Hope Levy
Greek Wedding Girl
Neil Dooley
Greek Father
Chi Chi Navarro
Greek Grandma
John Fortson
Spader

David Douglas
Spike

Clint Howard
The Mechanic
Robert Ciresi Jr
Greek Husband

Neil Hopkins
Lanky Man

Brittney Skye
Bar Girl #1
Heather Korn
Bar Girl #2

Julie Strain
Self
Dan Heinan
Toxic Avenger

Chris Gore
Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra

Ward Roberts
Boy Scout
Lizzy Strain
Orgy Girl
John Tamaki
Midget, Dwarf, Little Person
Michelle Molchanov
Female Dancer
Karen Lamarche Roberto
Female Dancer

Andrea Bogart
Female Dancer
Claudia Velasco
Female Dancer
Jamie Allen
Male Dancer
Justin Deater
Male Dancer
Dennis Kyle
Male Dancer
Kyle Bruich
Male Dancer
Caroline Rivers
Girl in a Tutu with a Gun

Jim Agnew
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mark Bell
Mexican Standoff Extra
Eric Campos
Mexican Standoff Extra
Megan Ford
Mexican Standoff Extra
Michael Muzerall
Mexican Standoff Extra
Chris Roach
Mexican Standoff Extra
Brian Rowe
Mexican Standoff Extra

Jon Schnepp
Mexican Standoff Extra
David Glanzer
Mexican Standoff Extra
Spencer Grove
Mexican Standoff Extra
David Wiggins
Mexican Standoff Extra
Crew
Camera Operator
Visual Effects Producer
Foley Editor
Associate Producer
Still Photographer
Compositing Artist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Director of Photography
First Assistant Camera
Steadicam Operator
Gaffer
Costume Designer
Writer
Best Boy Electric
Assistant Sound Editor
ADR Mixer
Assistant Makeup Artist
Music Supervisor
Best Boy Grip
Visual Effects Supervisor
Wardrobe Assistant
Key Hair Stylist
Online Editor
Producer
Script Supervisor
Title Designer
Casting
Unit Production Manager
Editor
Associate Editor
Sound Designer
Dialogue Editor
Post Production Supervisor
Key Grip
Supervising Sound Editor
ADR Editor
Foley Artist
Makeup Effects
Choreographer
First Assistant Director
Boom Operator
Animation
Executive Producer
Key Makeup Artist
Art Direction
Second Assistant Director
Production Design
Director
Production Sound Mixer
Jimmy Jib Operator
Foley Recordist
Original Music Composer
Details
Release Date
2005-09-30
Runtime
80 min
Original Language
English
Languages
French
English
Spanish
Production Companies
Film Threat DVD
Aloha Pictures
Big Fat Movies
Countries
United States of America
Genres
Comedy
Action
Mystery
Thriller
Romance
Crime
Music