

YOUR FRANCHISE IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN.
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Ratings
3.5
Cast

Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson
Money Maker

Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho
Brown Finger

Akon
Himself

Michael Blackson
Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat

Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Monty Cox
Old Man

Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl

Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas
Joe

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself

Donnie Wahlberg
Himself

Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Harel Calderon
Party Patron #1
Jake McLean
Jimmy

Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue

Lukas Haas
Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2

Nik Dodani
Raja
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Crew
Director
Stunt Double
Co-Producer
Original Music Composer
Costume Designer
Production Design
Editor
Supervising Editor
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Details
Release Date
2015-05-26
Runtime
81 min
Original Language
English
Languages
English
Production Companies
Elevative Entertainment
Countries
United States of America
Genres
Action
Comedy