

IF YOU CAN'T GET OUT, GET EVEN.
Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.
Ratings
3.5
Cast

Adam Sandler
Paul Crewe

Chris Rock
Caretaker

James Cromwell
Warden Hazen

Burt Reynolds
Coach Nate Scarborough

Nelly
Megget

William Fichtner
Captain Knauer

David Patrick Kelly
Unger

Tracy Morgan
Ms. Tucker

Cloris Leachman
Lynette
Michael Irvin
Deacon Moss

Bill Romanowski
Guard Lambert

Brian Bosworth
Guard Garner

Terry Crews
Cheeseburger Eddy

Nicholas Turturro
Brucie

Bill Goldberg
Battle

Kevin Nash
Guard Engleheart

Steve Austin
Guard Dunham

Bob Sapp
Switowski

Steve Reevis
Baby Face Bob

Lobo Sebastian
Torres

Dalip Singh
Turley

Joey Diaz
Big Tony

Edward Bunker
Skitchy Rivers

Michael Papajohn
Guard Papajohn

Conrad Goode
Guard Webster

Brandon Molale
Guard Malloy
Todd Holland
Guard Holland
Walter Williamson
Errol Dandridge

Allen Covert
Referee

Rob Schneider
Punky

Chris Berman
Self

Jim Rome
Self

Patrick Bristow
Walt

Lauren Sánchez
Self

Dan Patrick
Officer Jack Pugh

Christopher Neiman
Big Ear Cop

Ed Lauter
Duane

Sean Salisbury
Vic
Rob "Revolution" Moore
Gavin

Big Boy
Jesse
Michael H. Goodwyn
Con Transvestite

Ray Stoney
Con Transvestite

Michael Silas
Con Transvestite
Andre Fuentes
Con Transvestite
Lonnie Henderson
Con Transvestite

Asiel Hardison
Con Transvestite
Colin Kim
Con Transvestite

Mark Robert Ellis
Stretcher Guy
Timothy F. Crowley
Umpire
Mr. Porter
Basketball Convict
Bizarre
Basketball Convict

Proof
Basketball Convict
Kuniva
Basketball Convict
Bryan Burwell
Sportswriter
Sam Farmer
Sportswriter
Jay Glazer
Sportswriter
Peter King
Sportswriter
John McClain
Sportswriter
Adam Schefter
Sportswriter
Larry Weisman
Sportswriter
Marc S. Ganis
Lorenzo
Shane Ralston
Bradlee

Jenae Altschwager
Party Guest
Candace Juleff
Party Guest

Bryan Ross
Party Guest
Ricardo J. King
Press Box Technician

Stink Fisher
Cafeteria Prisoner

Jasper Pendergrass
Cafeteria Prisoner

Sean McNamara
Cafeteria Prisoner

Robert Harvey
Cafeteria Guard
Eric Chmielecki
Guard Sniper
Denise Marie Jerome
Guard Cheerleader
Jaayda McClanahan
Guard Cheerleader
Tara Wilson
Guard Cheerleader
Rachel Saydak
Guard Cheerleader
Cara-Lee Knodel
Guard Cheerleader
Nora Hassan
Guard Cheerleader
John Hockridge
Guard Hock

Courteney Cox
Lena (uncredited)

Jason Williams
Texas State Policeman (uncredited)

Steven Alford
K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)

Kyle S. Brown
Football Fanatic (uncredited)

Swifty McVay
Basketball Convict (as Swift)
Crew
Screenplay
Director
Casting
Producer
Original Music Composer
Editor
Director of Photography
Stunt Double
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Story
Co-Producer
Stunt Driver
Key Set Production Assistant
Second Second Assistant Director
Art Direction
Costume Design
Production Design
Set Decoration
Set Dressing Artist
Construction Coordinator
Sculptor
Additional Photography
Hairstylist
First Assistant Camera
Aerial Director of Photography
Greensman
Production Illustrator
Set Costumer
Makeup Department Head
Art Department Assistant
Still Photographer
Leadman
Makeup Artist
Painter
Grip
Location Scout
Set Designer
Additional Camera
Key Grip
Costume Supervisor
Art Department Coordinator
Construction Foreman
Set Decorating Coordinator
Key Hair Stylist
Visual Effects Editor
First Assistant Director
ADR Supervisor
Orchestrator
Sound Designer
Additional Editing
Scenic Artist
Visual Effects Coordinator
Unit Publicist
Utility Stunts
Gaffer
Carpenter
First Assistant Editor
Stunt Coordinator
Dolby Consultant
Propmaker
Special Effects Coordinator
Stand In
Music Supervisor
Digital Compositors
Craft Service
Electrician
Assistant Sound Editor
Music Editor
Loader
Production Supervisor
Production Office Coordinator
Property Master
Set Production Assistant
Dialogue Editor
Casting Associate
Production Sound Mixer
Video Assist Operator
Script Supervisor
Set Medic
Driver
Unit Production Manager
Color Timer
Location Manager
Boom Operator
Sound Effects Editor
Visual Effects Producer
Sound Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Visual Effects
Visual Effects Supervisor
Theme Song Performance
Choreographer
Graphic Designer
ADR Engineer
Additional Second Assistant Camera
Libra Head Technician
VFX Artist
Assistant Accountant
Key Rigging Grip
Production Secretary
Set Painter
Storyboard Artist
Extras Casting Assistant
ADR Mixer
Foley Supervisor
CG Animator
Digital Color Timer
Production Assistant
Production Executive
Second Assistant Director
Best Boy Grip
Key Art Production Assistant
Second Unit Director
Foley Artist
Foley Mixer
Utility Sound
Senior Visual Effects Supervisor
Assistant Location Manager
Rigging Grip
Payroll Accountant
Costumer
Assistant Production Manager
Additional Production Assistant
Second Assistant Accountant
Key Costumer
Additional First Assistant Camera
Dolly Grip
Casting Assistant
Rotoscoping Artist
Tailor
Special Effects Technician
Additional Second Assistant Director
Location Assistant
Conductor
Music Consultant
Compositing Supervisor
Assistant Camera
Digital Intermediate Producer
Extras Casting
Travel Coordinator
Second Assistant Camera
Location Coordinator
Assistant Editor
Digital Intermediate Editor
First Assistant Accountant
Security Coordinator
Details
Release Date
2005-05-27
Runtime
113 min
Original Language
English
Languages
English
Production Companies
Callahan Filmworks
Paramount Pictures
MTV Films
Columbia Pictures
Happy Madison Productions
Countries
United States of America
Genres
Drama
Comedy
Crime